News Alert!
Mr. Marbles, the hamster belonging to Ms. Kelli, is missing somewhere in the house. At this time, authorities do not know how he was able to escape, but droppings related to Mr. Marbles were found in various locations around the house. If you see Mr. Marbles, do not approach him, call for backup and prepare for the full on assault by all members of the house to catch him. Going to the bathroom is recommended before approaching Mr. Marbles, uncontrollable laughter that might lead to pee pee accidents is a possibility as members of the family try to catch the fugitive rodent. Updates will be posted when news arrives...